Wednesday, June 6, 2012

AAJKAL KE BACCHE AUR UNKE DOUBTS

Babli -Teacher Teacher! 'Bus' Male hai ya Female ?
(Teacher thinks 'such a cute question'
Suddenly another kid (Bunty)
replied-Teacher, Teacher It's Female. Babli-Why?
Bunty-Kyoki Sab Log Uspe Chadte
Hain, Idiot.
Teacher got tense with answer
whereas
Babli In Doubt again-Agar Bus Female
Hai Aur Sab Uspe Chadte Hain To
Uske
Bacche Kyo nahi hote ?
Teacher more tense...
Bunty again with answer- Kyoki Sab Us
Par Peeche Se Chadte Hai duffer.
Teacher sharm se pani pani.
But Babli still in doubt-Maana
Sabhi
Peeche Se Chadte Hain, par Driver Aur
Conductor To Aagay Se Chadte
Hain.
Phir Bachche Kyon Nahin Hote ?
Teacher Ki Saanse band.
Bunty's final reply-Kyon Ki Woh Dono
Topi Pehanke Chadte Hain.
Teacher Behosh!:P

Friday, October 7, 2011

Junam Din Mubarak Ho…

Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhre…
`
Deepak me noor Na hota,
Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,
Hum aapko khud B’day wish karne aate,
Yadi aapka aasiyana itni dur na hota..
`
Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin..
`
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho……

Hindi Birthday Shayari Collections

Bahut Bahut Mubarak Hai Ye Sama
Bahut Hi Nayab Lag Raha AAj Jahaan
Aapse Dur Hoon Swikaar Kijiye Ye Sandesh
Aapke Janmdin Se Sajaa Hai AAj Saara Jahaan..
`
Khuda Kare Teri Har Chaahi Khushi Tujhe Mil Jaaye
Hum Tere Liye Jo Dua Kare Jo Bhi Wo Usi Waqt Puri Ho Jaye
Aapki Tarah Hi Shabnami Aapki Yaadein Hain
Khuda Kare Aap Ye Janmdin Yunhi Saal Manayein..
`
Aap Wo Phul HO JO Gulshan Mein Nahin Khilte
Par Jispe Aasmaan Ke Farishte BHi Fakr Karte
Aapki Zindagi Hadd Se Zyada Kimti Hai
Janmdin Aap Hamesha Manayein Yun Hi Hanste Hanste

Hindi Happy Birthday SMS


Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,
Jab agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,
To bhagwan dede sara aasma aapko.
*Happy Birth Day*

Hindi Birthday Messages


Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho……
Humne to dar kardi ane mein…
margar dil or jaan se manje hum dua…
har koi appke karibh ho…
har koi appka saath de…
humari shirf yehi hai dua…
app hurjaanm humare dost rahiye…
Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du
Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du
Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se
Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.
Ye din ye mahina ye taarikh jab jab aayi
Hum ne kitne pyaar se janam din ki mehfile sajayi
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka
Is ki roshni mein chaand jaisi teri surat hai samayi…

Hindi Birthday SMS

Dost tu hai mera sabse nyara
Tujhe mubarak ho tera janmdin yaara
Mere bhi na nazar lage tujhe
Kabhi udaas na ho tere yeh chehra jo bada hai pyara…

Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday..

Let the GOD
decorate each
GOLDEN RAY
OF THE SUN
reaching u with
wishes of Success,
Happiness and
prosperity 4 U,
Wish you a
super duper
Happy Birthday..

Happy Birthday

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I_I ”
I_I “.*
I_I
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I_I ”
I_I *
I_I
_,-,
I_I “*
I_I
I_I
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I_I *
I_I
I_I
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I_I
I_I
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*_*_*_*_*_*_* Happy Birthday *_*_*_*_*_*_*

Before the clock strikes twelve let me take


Before the clock
strikes twelve
let me take
the opportunity
to let you know
that you have
grown a year more…
”Happy Birthday”…

Happy Bday.


Tring Tring!
hello…
Inbox Kholo
Ap K Liey Phool Bhejey Hain
.
.
.
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
–;–;–<@
Jo ap ko kehny aaye hain
“HAPPY B’DAY” !!!

Flying papers, multi colours of balloon

Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.�

When u never look older

How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)

Tumhaari Saalgirah par


Ajeeb Saanehaa Guzraa hai mujh pe Aaj ki Shaam.
Main Aaj Shaam Tumhaaray Hijr mein Udaas Naa Tha.
Ab ek Saal to yeh ek Gham hi Kaafi hai.
Tumhaari Saalgirah par Tumharay Paas naa thaa.

I know its your birthday 2day

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

posted in Birthday SMS One day sky was crying


One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

VERY SPECIAL DAY


HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND


“happy birth da 2 U”
May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

live your life

You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY

belated happy b’day

my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U