there is a master blaster block buster film

There is a master blaster block buster film sawariya n now we present in pakistan name BANDARIYA title song like this PINJRE ME BETHA K, PATTON SE SAJA K,KUTTON SE BACHA K LE JAYE GA EK DIN ZOO SE CHURA K JIYA BANDARIYA HA HA HA HA BANDARIYA BANDARIYA HO HO HO BANDARIYA.

basanti chaddi utar

Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna. Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai..

dis message is 2 help a poor girl

Dis message is 2 help a poor girl who dnt evn hav cloths 2 wear in chiling winter..By sendin this msg donate money 4 her
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MALIKA SHERAWAT

ye bapu ne nahi bataya

Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo,


magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya.

sms kar aur bhool ja

Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!

a hindhu in usa collapses

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

aek admi marnay

AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA?

PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA....:)

my uncle knew the exact date

Vijay:My Uncle knew the exact date of his death before 1 month...
Das:How is it???
Vijay:Judge told him the date one month before...!!!

to my beloved one

yaadon mainhain tu aur teri sadagi, kitni haseen hain ye pal intizar ki.

sochte hain hume tum kab milogi, milke sikwa saari humse karogi.

maasum lage mujhe har baate teri, muskurade u banalu apni zindagi.

sabhi pakistan waasiyo

Sabhi Pakistan waasiyo sE ye winti ki jati hy k urdu bhasha bolte samay hindi shabdo ka pryog na kren Aur shudh urdu k pryog ko jeevan ka ang bna le
Dhanewad =P