Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Naughty SMS. Show all posts

Friday, August 27, 2010

jo ho saky to nawaz do

Jo Ho saky to Nawaz do

Mri Subha Ko Nikhar do

Mri Sham Ko Sanwar do!

Mry dukhon Ko Qarar do

Ye Na Ho skay to Yun Kro


Mujy apni girl/frnd Udhar do.. =P ;->

tum ho kya cheez jo itnay

Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?

Larki: I am Heroin

Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.

a person doing

A Person Doing His own SWOT Analysis.

Strength: My Wife

Weakness: My Neighbor's Wife

Opportunity: When My Neighbor Is
On Tour

Threat: When I am On Tour. :)

child 2 d sales girl

Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->

pyar ek samandar ki tarhan

PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
William Nargis!

its just a formality

BOY:


Its just a formality, but I still ask


"can I marry ur Daughter"





FATHER:


'Who told u its just a formality'?



BOY:




"The Gynaechologist:-

girl n boy were siting

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D

kitni sundar larki hy

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)

bacha mis se

Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho, Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.

oye sms parnay walay

=Oye sms parnay walay.

Teri to ?

Teri to ?

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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.

Monday, July 12, 2010

kitni sundar larki hy

Beta: Kitni sundar larki hy

Baap: Beta ye miss hen tumhari maan k brabar hen.

Beta: Haan abba har jagah apna chance lagana , hamen kuch nahin karne dena...;)