Showing posts with label Abbreviation Sms. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Abbreviation Sms. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

emergency mubarak


''Pakistan means''
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election

"Emergency mubarak"

islam stands for


?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

different things with explanation


School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]

dont loveonly line maro


L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

in 2009 pakistan means


In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->

its my last msg to u


It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

father means


Father Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

fuck originally means


STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed sp?ci?l permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
?Fornication
Under
Consent of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?

ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he


Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.

A.acha he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala hetu.
D.durd wala hetu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha hetu.
k.kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu.
O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he [...]

india me ek ajeebogareeb sms hai


India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

what is bba


Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

urdu ki pehli book 19472008



urdu ki pehli book?1947
Alif?An?ar
by?.Bakry
py?.Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif?Aataa
by?.Bijli
py?.Petrol

true meaning of study


What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning?
So study hard ok !!!!

what is mohabbat


What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?

meaning of bmw


Do You Know The Meaning Of BMW . . . . . . . ["!"]
Bohat Mehngey Wali Car . . . . . . .;->

live with the 3 es and the 3 fs


Live With The 3 E?s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F?s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

romantic countries


These are some of the romantic countries in the world

HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also

gud morning


G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2


M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

GUD MORNING

bhai


Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

education is incomplete without


Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B's
B - Bikes.

B - Beers.

B - Babes.

B - Bunks And The Most Important.

B - Backlogs.