tum bade ho kr kya kroge

Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
.
Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?


Santa:"DADDY "

santa tum is office

SaNtA tUM Is oFFiCe Ma kUb sE kAM kR rAhE hO ?

BaNtA : JUb sE BoSs nE MuJhE nOkRi sE nIkALnE kI dHAMkI dI hA ...;->

santa platfrom k side

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

ye tum ne pattian kyun

Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin?

Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se Takra gYa Tha,

Santa: Chot To uSay I hO Gi, Magr Pattian Tum Ne Q Bandhi?

Banta: Bas yaAr kAL Us Shakhs Se Achanak MuLaqat Ho gAi Thi.

after eating fish santa dont drink water

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

bada ho k kya banoga

Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga


Santa:Pilot

Tcher:Q


S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota

sardar ki beti hoi

Sardar ki Beti hoi.
Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung krn ge.

Sardar: Me ne is problem ka solution dhondh lia he hm iska nam "BAJI" rakhn ge;-)

aaj kisine mere

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

santas army test

Santa's Army Test

Pappu- 3+5?
Santa- 8
Pappu- 7+3?
Santa- 10
Pappu- 8+8?
Santa- Pata nahi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.
(=awaD o_0
W!LD T3XT3R

my wife died yesterday

Santa - My wife died yesterday..
I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta - No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back. :D