friend search

FRIEND SEARCH: Friend detector activated...calibration complete, now searching.....still searching....still searching......sorry, no friends found.

bloody good deal

***NEWSFLASH*** Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for ?1 ... No Strings attached ...but for a limited period ONLY! ...A bloody good deal!

how do u occupy an idiot

How do u occupy an idiot? Press down - Press up...Press Down...!

laziness pays off now

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

gorgeous intelligent kind

Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

if u r sad

If u r sad, than sit on the rocks, open ur shoes and smel ur socks

a man can succeed

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited ENTHUSIASM . . .

having right vision

Having Right Vision In Any Endeavour Always Leads To A Glorious Conclusion ...

dunya mein sab

DUNYA Mein SaB SY MUSHKL KAM APNY ILM Pe AMAL KRNA HY.

interesting oneliners

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)