rule of success

rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
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and act exactly opposite to her advice;-):-))

if sm1 ask me

If Sm1 ask me Wt is Meant by Lyf
I wud Sit Nxt 2My Frnds
Pul dem Close 2gethr
Put My Arms around dm & Say Proudly
"These IDIOTS r My Lyf" so proud to b idiots

sweet insults

Sweet insults:

Any similarity b/w you and a human is purely coincidental.

Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?

I'd like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Keep talking. Someday you'll say something intelligent.

Dont you love nature, despite what it did to you? :-):-D

b4 u speak

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)













B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

woh to bandar hai

WoH to BaNdar Hai darakHato Pe cHarH jayE Ga,

MasLa AoNt ka Hai AoNt kedHer jayE Ga,

MaiN to saMjHa tHa k to iNsaN Hai sudHer jayE Ga,

KyA kHabEr tHi k to GadHa Hai GadHa Hi keHlayE ga.. :p ;->

gadhon ki race

Gadhon ki race..
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Abay Bhaaag msg baad main parh pehle baaaaaaaaag..???.

ap bohat khoobsurat

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna..

baap ne apne bete ki

Baap ne apne bete ki talashi li, Jaib se , cigrette, gutka, naswar katrina kaif ki tasaweer aur girls k numbers baramad hoye

Baap ne bete ko buhat mara aor ghuse me cheekha:

"Kab se kar rahay ho ye sab kuch?

Beta rotay hoye: "Baba main ne to ap ki jacket pehni hui hai..!" :-)}

yahan bi hoga

Yahan bi hoga

Wahan bi hoga

Ab to saray jahan mein hoga



Kiya


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Tera Hi Jalwa,

ap bohat khoobsurat

Ap bohat Khoobsurat, Khush Mizaj, Mohabbat karne wale.. Aur Mehnti ho.. Chal hun teri vaari.. Hun Tu v koi Lateefa suna..